đź”’ Privacy Policy (a friendly version)

Hey there! Let’s talk privacy—without the legal mumbo-jumbo.

We seriously value your privacy, and honestly, we’re just not into creepy tracking stuff. So here’s what’s going on behind the scenes:

🕵️‍♂️ We Keep the Snooping to a Minimum

Yes, we use Google Analytics—but with all the privacy knobs turned way down. We’ve poked every setting possible to make sure it doesn’t peek too hard into your business. It just helps us see what pages are getting love (or crickets).

❌ No Facebook Pixels. Ever.

We don’t use Meta tracking, spying pixels, or any of those sketchy little scripts that follow you around the internet like a clingy ex. No thanks.

📬 If You Contact Us…

You’re in control. If you fill out our contact form, we’ll use your info only to get back to you, help with what you asked, and—if you explicitly say yes—send you the occasional “Hey, here’s something useful” email.

We don’t sell, rent, or trade your info like it’s Pokémon cards. That’s just weird.

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TL;DR:

We respect your time, your inbox, and your data. Nothing sneaky. Nothing slimy.

Cool? Cool. 🙌